Mr. Frankenstein Jones has been taken over by mean and nasty bacteria and/or viral entities. His voice has even been modified due to this infestation.
Apparently you all weren't worshiping him enough. I think this requires checks and money orders to be sent to show that you have repented and to unclench the grasp of these beasty things from the workings of his body.
Operators are standing by!
Apparently you all weren't worshiping him enough. I think this requires checks and money orders to be sent to show that you have repented and to unclench the grasp of these beasty things from the workings of his body.
Operators are standing by!
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Re: FJ Alert
Mon, February 5, 2007 - 2:47 PMSend *me* money and I'll sacrifice a goat, say some Brazilian mumbo jumbo and rub bay leaves all over my body while smoking a cigar. That should take care of it.
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Re: FJ Alert
Mon, February 5, 2007 - 2:48 PMWait, I thought you did that every night just for fun, now we have to pay you for it?
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Re: FJ Alert
Mon, February 5, 2007 - 8:09 PMWell, no wonder why I haven't heard back about how the holidays went...
Hey Frankie, remember your prescription from the Voodoo Nurse last time? Lots of liquids (water is magic). Lots of hot liquids (add hot water to juice to make "tea"). Zinc. Honey. Vitamin C. Spicy soups!
Voodoo Theraflu = Squeeze whole fresh citrus of your choosing into a cup, add hot water, honey, and brandy. Drink. This will relax your lungs so you can breath and rest, and speak again.
I will always love you. :)
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Re: FJ Alert
Tue, February 6, 2007 - 12:50 AMThanks ya Dawn. I heart you right back. I always use your advice from that time... go easy on the cold liquids, they shock your system, etc. Keep things toasty inside. Zinc and honey. Yeppers.
This time, though, everything is just new levels of bleh. Slowly getting better though.
And Clara, see your call on my phone. Must have been sleeping. I would love to talk to you, but I literally have no voice right now. Thanks for checking in, sweetie. -
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Re: FJ Alert
Tue, February 6, 2007 - 7:32 AMSlippery elm is good for the throat. If you can get some tea or throat lozenges with the stuff in it, I know it's helped me before when I've lost my voice. Take care. Glad to hear from you! :)
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