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All of you are not doing enought to worship the Frank Jones.
I may have to take over from Fiasco if I don't see more honoring of the Frank.
He requires the following:
*more cookie dough
*Mickey Mouse ears
*firewood
*a flamethrower
Please put your offerings in the plate as it passes. Thank you and have a Frank day.
I may have to take over from Fiasco if I don't see more honoring of the Frank.
He requires the following:
*more cookie dough
*Mickey Mouse ears
*firewood
*a flamethrower
Please put your offerings in the plate as it passes. Thank you and have a Frank day.
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Re: Cult is slacking
Tue, October 31, 2006 - 2:25 PMWe get flame throwers for worshipping at the cult of frank?
*puts on the evil mouse ears*
*makes face*
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Re: Cult is slacking
Tue, October 31, 2006 - 2:43 PMwe can certainly shoot off flamethrowers in frank's honor. kevin will have to get them out of storage first though.
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Re: Cult is slacking
Tue, October 31, 2006 - 2:51 PMHe'd also like an eyepatch. And big knees like Torgo.
And a Speak 'n Say programmed by a madman, so instead of telling you A is for Apple, it says things like "Chick Hearn is holding me hostage inside my own brain! The streets will fill with Yoo Hoo! Repent!"
And a Robyn. That would be really great. -
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Re: Cult is slacking
Tue, October 31, 2006 - 3:53 PM>And a Robyn. That would be really great.
Well, Robyn is your main acolyte. Apparently the deacon Fiasco is slacking and someone needs to take his place.
But you know I'm just after you for all of the riches that your disciples offer you.
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Re: Cult is slacking
Tue, October 31, 2006 - 3:07 PM*still waiting for my flamethrower to be delivered* -
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Re: Cult is slacking
Tue, October 31, 2006 - 3:13 PMfrank, don't you already have a robyn? how many robyns do you need? there's really only one robyn, you know.
and tara, i think the flamethrower is for frank, not his acolytes. -
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Re: Cult is slacking
Tue, October 31, 2006 - 3:16 PMI just need the one. But I need her closer. -
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Re: Cult is slacking
Tue, October 31, 2006 - 3:20 PMwe all need you closer. -
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Re: Cult is slacking
Tue, October 31, 2006 - 3:30 PMAw. OK, you can have some part of over 80 cookies.
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Re: Cult is slacking
Tue, October 31, 2006 - 3:33 PM"and tara, i think the flamethrower is for frank, not his acolytes"
Damn it all.
*throws evil mouse ears on the floor*
*pouts*
All hail Frank! -
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Re: Cult is slacking
Tue, October 31, 2006 - 3:34 PMAt Spock Mountain, everybody gets to press the button. -
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Re: Cult is slacking
Tue, October 31, 2006 - 3:47 PMoooh cookies! yum. can i just eat the dough?
we should have a frank jamboree, and there can be plenty of flamethrower action for everyone. -
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Re: Cult is slacking
Tue, October 31, 2006 - 3:54 PMA recent archeological survey has uncovered a Franktastik Jones worshipping site complete with a totemic representation of the deity:
www.newt.com/wohler/even...bill-big.jpg
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Re: Cult is slacking
Tue, October 31, 2006 - 6:21 PMHooray for giant fiberglass thingies and Frank of course
www.flickr.com/photos/met.../105411720/
www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne
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Re: Cult is slacking
Tue, October 31, 2006 - 3:54 PMIt's the Democratic Republic of Spock Mountain, if everyone gets to press the button. -
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Re: Cult is slacking
Tue, October 31, 2006 - 3:58 PMYay for button pushing!
*puts evil mouse ears back on*
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