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Shaking the cobwebs

drfiasco — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 03:09:03 GMT

Should I play "Morning Train" now?

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English question

drfiasco — Tue, 01 May 2007 17:36:04 GMT

to the best writer I know in person:

Franktastik, if I want to say "his" or "her" in a gender-neutral way, is it OK to use "their"?

Thanks

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Rejoice

drfiasco — Wed, 21 Mar 2007 04:32:15 GMT

For He will walk among us again.

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7 days

robyn-fantastica — Fri, 23 Mar 2007 18:56:08 GMT

In seven days, he will be coming up here permanently from LA and I will be living with Mr. Franktastik Jones.

Can I get a witness?

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How you feelin' today?

amanda_peckinpaw — Thu, 08 Feb 2007 23:31:02 GMT

Any better?

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FJ Alert

robyn-fantastica — Mon, 05 Feb 2007 22:23:02 GMT

Mr. Frankenstein Jones has been taken over by mean and nasty bacteria and/or viral entities. His voice has even been modified due to this infestation.

Apparently you all weren't worshiping him enough. I think this requires checks and money orders to be sent to show that you have repented and to unclench the grasp of these beasty things from the workings of his body.

Operators are standing by!

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You heard the woman!

drfiasco — Wed, 01 Nov 2006 19:04:28 GMT

LET THE CULT BEGIN!

http://www.dancesisterdance.com/myvid/index.php?v=4c9da0485869a

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Cult is slacking

robyn-fantastica — Tue, 31 Oct 2006 22:09:27 GMT

All of you are not doing enought to worship the Frank Jones.

I may have to take over from Fiasco if I don't see more honoring of the Frank.

He requires the following:
*more cookie dough
*Mickey Mouse ears
*firewood
*a flamethrower

Please put your offerings in the plate as it passes. Thank you and have a Frank day.

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Franktastiko

drfiasco — Fri, 06 Oct 2006 15:57:45 GMT

This morning I saw a black Ford Taurus station wagon park in front of my place. I thought "Franktastik has come."

But instead a woman with a cello came out of it.

What does it mean?

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An observation

robyn-fantastica — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 20:43:54 GMT

Mr. Jones,

How does it feel knowing that the comments on your blog are primarily from cute girls?

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Now I'm Bottlefeeding a Foundling Kitten ...

Mary — Fri, 29 Sep 2006 23:25:49 GMT

Frank, now I need tips from *you* on how to get an abandoned kitty to poop.

Last week I had to put my 17-year-old sweetie cat, Amber, to sleep. Between her kidney disease and her heart disease, she just wasn't having much fun anymore. I was going to wait years ... yes, years ... before getting another cat. We just picked up Amber's ashes from the kitty krematorium on Wednesday.

Wednesday night I heard a ruckus from the neighbors' yard, and realized that a feral Mamacat was removing kittens from under the neighbors' deck, and moving them, one at a time, to parts unknown. That was fine, except ... she never ever made it back for the last little squeaker, who spent 18 hours yelling its head off. Yesterday afternoon I asked the neighbors what they planned to do about the anguished shrieking coming from under their deck, and they had no idea, claiming they had no way to get to it, and it couldn't find its way out.

So ........... Dan and I used my Burning Man skills and tools to disassemble part of their beautiful deck, just so we could extricate the trapped kitten. (Yeah, I put their deck back together ... mostly.)

The kitten turns out to be between two and three weeks old, eyes open but not walking or pooping or eating on its own yet. So I have joined you there in the Fraternity of Kitten Bottlefeeders and Kitten Ass-Wipers. I'd appreciate it if you could let me know the secret of extracting poo from a tiny kitten. I rub, I wipe, but ... no joy. I'm hoping I won't have to actually lick his/her ass.

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frank

alleycat — Tue, 13 Dec 2005 22:09:34 GMT

clara and i almost called you sunday night around 3 in the morning. would such an intrusion have been welcome?

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Burning Man pics

frankenspock — Thu, 07 Sep 2006 05:02:09 GMT

I didn't have my camera out very much this year, at least compared to the last couple of years. I think I took about a thousand pictures in 2004 and 500 or so last year, and I only shot about 120 this time, which I narrowed down to exactly 29 that seemed even vaguely interesting or non-redundant.

I think I was having too much fun this year to get my camera out. I brought it out maybe three times all week; it just seemed like a big heavy plastic object, and kept getting in the way of pushing the More Fun Now Button. And scaring hippies with flamethrowers. So I kept it hidden most of the time.

There are some pictures of people, mostly people I camped with. Good solid citizens, all. And there were other people I wished I had photos of, but there will be more opportunities.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/frankenspock/sets/72157594272983541/

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frankenstein jones, king of the ipod and long drives...

alleycat — Tue, 18 Apr 2006 20:00:22 GMT

please tell me, what are your favorite song lyrics?

(ref: http://people.tribe.net/alleycat/blog/04e59c67-2387-44fb-babb-2c374518372a)

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29 palms

alleycat — Fri, 08 Jul 2005 19:44:58 GMT

the head of our graphics department just told me that i need to go to 29 palms outside of death valley and stay in the 29 palms motel. he said that cool people from LA go there, and that i would love it.

i drove through death valley once. it was scary and intense but pretty rad. i definitely want to go back. i've never heard of 29 palms though. whats your take on it, frank?

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I am afraid...

drfiasco — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 05:51:26 GMT

that our spiritual leader may have been trapped here while fighting evil and defending Justice in outrageous costumes in the Deep South:

http://orsay.tribe.net/tribe/upload/photo/a3c/fbd/a3cfbd68-9a88-41ab-8d82-19d0851e8fd9

Franktastik has been very quiet lately. Should we send a rescue mission?

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frankenstein jones is real cool part duex

alleycat — Wed, 05 Oct 2005 18:31:24 GMT

We Real Cool by Gwendolyn Brooks

We real cool. We
Left school. We

Lurk late. We
Strike straight. We

Sing sin. We
Thin gin. We

Jazz June. We
Die soon.

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Ommmmm

claraholiday — Thu, 29 Sep 2005 22:53:12 GMT

All hail the almighty Frank!

I'll hand over my first born...cat....to add to your collection.

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a brazillion!!!

alleycat — Fri, 23 Sep 2005 23:23:13 GMT

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims, "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands, visibly shaken.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

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well, shoot. fine then.

alleycat — Wed, 21 Sep 2005 18:17:07 GMT

how is little frank anyway? i can't help but wonder.

*sheepish face*

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um

alleycat — Tue, 13 Sep 2005 01:31:57 GMT

frank, i love your blog. but if you become a kitten blahgger, i may have to go all clockwork orange on your ass and duct tape you to an eddie bauer camping chair and force you to stare at http://www.ratemykitten.com for a day or two, till things settle down.

and frank, i'm sure ill come to love your kitten, but right now well...lets just say that "little frank" is kind of funny looking. and is he wearing a little black clown nose????

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uncle frank

Thu, 08 Sep 2005 20:18:16 GMT

stole my brain but left my virginity intact

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The time has come...

drfiasco — Wed, 24 Aug 2005 22:23:25 GMT

...when our Prophet goes to the desert to meditate and resist temptation.

Franktastik Jones is my Shepherd; I shall not want.
He maketh me to lie down in dusty playas:
He leadeth me beside the still waters.
He restoreth my soul:
He leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for His name' sake.

Yea, though I walk through the San Fernando Valley of the Shadow of Death,
I will fear no evil: For thou art with me;
Thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me.
Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies;
Thou annointest my head with a 2x4; My cup runneth over with Hyper Whiskey.

Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life,
and I will dwell in Spock Mountain forever.

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40

frankenspock — Fri, 08 Jul 2005 07:14:09 GMT

So this is what it feels like.

What was all the fuss about?

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noted

frankenspock — Tue, 05 Jul 2005 03:10:12 GMT

1. I'm stoned.

2. I just got here.

3. It's not my fault.

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Shaggy?

drfiasco — Fri, 18 Mar 2005 20:06:23 GMT

Mr. Franktastik
What you want is some Franktastik romantic Franktastik lover
Shaggy Jones
Mr. Lover lover, Mr. Lover lover, girl, Mr. Lover lover
She call me Mr. Franktastik say me Franktastik , touch me in me back
she say I'm Mr. Ro...mantic
She call me Mr. Franktastik say me fantastic, touch me in me back she say
I'm ro... Smooth just like silk
Soft and coddle hug me up like a quit
I'm a lyrical lover no take me for no filth
With my sexual physique Jah know me well built
Oh me oh my well well can't you tell
I'm just like a turtle crawling out of my shell
Gal you captivate my body put me under a spell
With your cus cus perfume I love your sweet smell
You are the only young girl that can ring my bell
And I can take rejection so you tell me go to hell

I'm Mr. Franktastik say me Franktastik touch me in my back she says I'm Mr
Ro...mantic
I'm Mr. Franktastik say me Franktastik touch me in my back she says boom
boom
boom
I'm Mr. Franktastik say me Franktastik touch me in my back she says I'm Mr
Ro...mantic
I'm Mr. Franktastik say me Franktastik touch me in my back she says boom
boom
boom

Gee wheeze baby please
Let me take you to Spock Mountain of the sweet cool breeze
You don't fell like drive baby hand me the keys
And I'll take you to a place to set your mind at ease
Don't you tickle my foot bottom ha ha baby please
Don't you play with my nose I might ha chum sneeze
Well you a the bun and me a the cheese
And if me a the rice well you a the peas

CHORUS

Give me your loving gal your loving well good
I want your loving gal give it like you should
Give me your loving gal your loving well good
I want your loving gal you remember the woo
Would like to kiss and carress
Rub down every strand of hair on my chest
I'm Franktastik rated as the best
The best you should get nothing more nothing less
Give me your digits jot down your address
I'll bet you confess when you put me to the test
That I'm

Gal your admiration if a tick me from the start
With your physical attraction gal you know to feel the spark
A man of few word naw go tell you no sweet talk
Naw go laba laba and a chat pure phart
I'll get straight to the point like a arrow or a dart
Come lay down in my jacuzzi and get some Hyperwhiskey bath
Only sound you will here is the beating of my heart
And we will mmm mmm (kiss) and have some sweet pillow talk
I'm

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diktat

frankenspock — Tue, 26 Apr 2005 04:23:05 GMT

Since this is my cult, I've decided to make a few changes around here:

1. The new kool-aid flavor is: blue.

2. Pants are, once again, optional.

3. The new national anthem is "Jungle Boogie" by Kool and the Gang.

Thank you for your attention in these and all matters.

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pssssst!

alleycat — Mon, 11 Apr 2005 18:28:42 GMT

shhhh...over here.....

i have a secret crush on that guy frankenstein jones. don't tell anyone!

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franktastic

alleycat — Thu, 17 Mar 2005 19:44:21 GMT

am i the only one here who has never met the man?

(which one is different, it doesn't belong...they said that different is wrong)

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The Franktastik Jones Song

drfiasco — Wed, 23 Mar 2005 21:18:38 GMT

Franktastik Jones
by Wesley Willis

Franktastik Jones is excellent.
You are a Spock Mountain star.
Right on brother.
You really whoop Saddam Hussein's ass.

FRANKTASTIK JONES!!!
FRANKTASTIK JONES!!!
FRANKTASTIK JONES!!!
FRANKTASTIK JONES!!!

Franktastik Jones really whoops a donkey's ass.
You really whoop a snow lepoard's ass.
I like you well.
I love you a lot in the long run.

FRANKTASTIK JONES!!!
FRANKTASTIK JONES!!!
FRANKTASTIK JONES!!!
FRANKTASTIK JONES!!!

About 7800 people like Franktastik Jones.
Franktastik Jones is excellent.
Franktastik Jones really whoops a camel's ass.
You can really jam harder like a magicist.

Rock over London,
Rock on Chicago.

Carquest - you're welcome.

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u may already be a member

Sun, 20 Mar 2005 15:49:29 GMT

http://sanfrancisco.tribe.net/tribe/ebd7b70e-200b-4316-84eb-374d43a96b40?_click_path=Application%5Btribe%5D.Tribe%5Bebd7b70e-200b-4316-84eb-374d43a96b40%5D&r=10535

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i met the man? the myth the spock mountain research legend just once

Thu, 17 Mar 2005 02:22:18 GMT

and we agreed that hitting women over the head w/a 2x4 was not cool but they looded kinda hot in an army helmet.

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Collaborative F. Jones Bio Part I - the early years

Thu, 17 Mar 2005 07:20:38 GMT

Born in ______(PN) , Franz Jonesnstein grew up in a ________ (Adj) household consisting of ____ (N) and____(N). His father was a ________(N) while his mother spent her time ________(V)

Coming from a _________(Adj) background, Frank had his first taste of ________(V) while ________(V) under a _________(N).

Quickly, Frank started ___________(Adv/Adj) and ended up in ________ (n) for (Duration of time).

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Mr. Jones,

drfiasco — Thu, 17 Mar 2005 03:07:55 GMT

are you trying to seduce me?

<wink, wink>

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Me and Mr. Jones

drfiasco — Thu, 17 Mar 2005 03:08:16 GMT

We got a thing goin' on.

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I saw the top of Spock Mountain

drfiasco — Thu, 17 Mar 2005 02:31:02 GMT

And it was good.

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fukkers

frankenspock — Thu, 17 Mar 2005 02:38:57 GMT

This is some kind of repression therapy experiment, isn't it?

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1st tread

Thu, 17 Mar 2005 02:19:23 GMT

1st post

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i'm not only a member...

Thu, 17 Mar 2005 02:28:28 GMT

From
Dr. Fiasco

Dr. Fiasco <-> You
Esteemed Leader, People's Republic of Fiaskistan
SF Bay Area

Here for: Water. Full distortion, flanging, reverb. BPM's. or trumpets, smoke, hollow bodies. Six silver strings, zero tolerance. Fog, sand, cold water and Northwest wind. Low pressure. Tingling, lungs burning, gotta come up for air. Reef passes and atolls. All the caffeine you can cram into that cup, will you? To go.
75 friends in a network of 89277
Date 2005-03-16 18:27:02.0
Subject Re: ๓ậтæö has declined your invitation to join the The Cult of Franktastik Jones tribe.
Message And the president too!

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> i'm alre3ady a member.

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The Cult of Franktastik Jones's topics - tribe.net

Shaking the cobwebs

English question

Rejoice

7 days

How you feelin' today?

FJ Alert

You heard the woman!

Cult is slacking

Franktastiko

An observation

Now *I'm* Bottlefeeding a Foundling Kitten ...

frank

Burning Man pics

frankenstein jones, king of the ipod and long drives...

29 palms

I am afraid...

frankenstein jones is real cool part duex

Ommmmm

a brazillion!!!

well, shoot. fine then.

um

uncle frank

The time has come...

40

noted

Shaggy?

diktat

pssssst!

franktastic

The Franktastik Jones Song

u may already be a member

i met the man? the myth the spock mountain research legend just once

Collaborative F. Jones Bio Part I - the early years

Mr. Jones,

Me and Mr. Jones

I saw the top of Spock Mountain

fukkers

1st tread

i'm not only a member...

Now I'm Bottlefeeding a Foundling Kitten ...